funkmastersquirrel: whats the difference between shit and a black person
funkmastersquirrel: When shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

mar30: you guys hear about the new german microwave???
mar30: it seats 25

rawintellect: Question: what's the difference between the white man...and a snake?
rawintellect: Answer: One is the biblical representation of all that is unholy and evil in the world today....the other is a snake.

stanglover84lx: hey funk whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?
stanglover84lx: the 4 yr old in the trunk of my car

funkmastersquirrel: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
funkmastersquirrel: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

mar30: How do you get a black man to stop hanging out in your yard???
mar30: Cut him down from the tree.

funkmastersquirrel: Why don't sharks eat black ppl?
funkmastersquirrel: they think its whale shit

mar30: whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes???
mar30: i dont have a mercedes in my garage.

funkmastersquirrel: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
funkmastersquirrel: They don't work in the future, either.

mar30: How many Mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb??
mar30: 13.... 12 to pull their together to buy it and 1 to screw it in.

funkmastersquirrel: What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
funkmastersquirrel: Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence

funkmastersquirrel: Why don't black folks take aspirin?
funkmastersquirrel: they refuse to take out the cotton

20sacksam: ok, ok. heres my lil racist joke, how do you starve a mexican?
20sacksam: hide his welfare check under his work boots

rawintellect: How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
rawintellect: One, white men will screw anything. (dum dum dum..)

phy23: hey funk heres one for you...why do they put cotton on the top of containers?
phy23: to remind black ppl they picked cotton before they sold drugs

funkmastersquirrel: What do black kids get for Christmas?
funkmastersquirrel: YOUR BIKE

mar30: WHY DO SOUTHERN DRIVER'S ED CLASSES ONLY USE THE CAR 3 DAYS A WEEK???
mar30: BECAUSE THE SEX ED CLASS USES IT THE OTHER 2

mar30: what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
mar30: mud slide

mar30: what do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
mar30: avalanche

mar30: what do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
mar30: jail break.

phy23: what do you call a white guy pushing a car up a hill?
phy23: white power

phy23: what do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill?
holtmp: grand theft auto


weugly2: why did god give black guys such big dicks?
weugly2: he felt sorry for putting all that pubic hair on there head,,lol

rawintellect: What's 10 inches and white? Not a God damn thing.

mar30: WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO FIND YOUR TELEVISION FLOATING IN THE AIR??
mar30: "DROP IT, NIGGA!"

rawintellect: Q: How many white guys does it take to screw in a light? none...white guys can't screw.

phy23: how do you baby sit a nigglet?
phy23: put velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump
phy23: how do you get him down....?
phy23: invite the mexicans over and tell them its a pinyata party

mar30: HOW MANY ETHIOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A TELEPHONE BOOTH?
mar30: ALL OF THEM.

roadki11: here's 1. Q. Why are black people such good dancers?
roadki11: A. they spent the 1st 9 months of their lives dodging coat hangers

holtmp: how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen bug?
holtmp: 500 2 in the front 2 in back and 496 in the ash tray

rawintellect: Q: What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? A "Hey watch this"

mar30: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN AN ITALIAN HAS ONE ARM SHORTER THAN THE OTHER?
mar30: A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

rawintellect: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. the PGA tour.

roadki11: Q. What do you call when when a black woman get's an abortion?
roadki11: A. Crime Stoppers

mar30: WHAT CRAWLS UP A WOMAN'S LEG AND IS RED AND WET ALL OVER???
mar30: A HOME-SICK ABORTION.

mar30: WHY AREN'T THERE ANY CUBANS IN THE SUMMER OLYMPICS???
mar30: ALL THE ONES WHO CAN RUN, JUMP, OR SWIM... DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.

roadki11: Q. Where do black eskimo's live?
roadki11: A. Nigloos

rawintellect: What did the black guy do with his M&Ms? Eat them. What did they white guy try and do with his? Put them in alphabetical order.

holtmp: What do you call a black person hanging from a tree?
holtmp: Texas wind chime

roadki11: Q. Why don't Black kids play in the sandbox?
roadki11: A. They are afraid a cat will come and bury them

holtmp: Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
holtmp: A large pizza can feed a family

holtmp: Why did hitler really kill himself?
holtmp: He got his gas bill

roadki11: Anybody hear about the mexican who went to college?
roadki11: ME EITHER!!

funkmastersquirrel: What is the worst 3 years of a mexicans life?
funkmastersquirrel: First grade

dKreegz515: Remember the black guy in the JETSONS???
dKreegz515: you don't..... well the future looks pretty bright then hey?

funkmastersquirrel: How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
funkmastersquirrel: You ever try to take a rib from a black person?

roadki11: Q. What do you get when u have a mexican, 3 blacks and a chinese guy?
roadki11: A. A sprinkler "Spik, Nig, Nig, Nig, Chink"

dKreegz515: theres a black guy... and a mexican... who is driving the CAR?
dKreegz515: the COP

funkmastersquirrel: What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
funkmastersquirrel: "I set WHO free?"

mar30: WHY ISN'T THERE A DISNEY WORLD IN CHINA?!
mar30: THEY'RE ALL TOO SHORT TO GET ON THE GOOD RIDES ANYWAY

dKreegz515: What happens when a cuban gets a flat tire???
dKreegz515: he drowns

funkmastersquirrel: How do you blindfold a chink?
funkmastersquirrel: Dental floss.

dKreegz515: im not racist.... i have a black guy in my family tree......
dKreegz515: hes been hanging in it since 1874

kynecro: what do you call a blonde found in a closet?
kynecro: the 1964 hide and seek champion

funkmastersquirrel: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
funkmastersquirrel: Father's Day

phrozt: whats the best way to save a drowning negro??
phrozt: take your foot off his head

funkmastersquirrel: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
funkmastersquirrel: He doesn't know he's black.

phrozt: what do you call an ethiopean with a yeast infection
phrozt: - quarter pounder with cheese

kynecro: why does michael jackons like twenty eight year old guys?
kynecro: there are 20 of them

dKreegz515: Whats the best part about fucking a 12 year old girl????
dKreegz515: if you turn her over shes a 12 year old boy

funkmastersquirrel: Why don't black women wear panties to picnics?
funkmastersquirrel: To keep the flies off the chicken.

kynecro: how do you make an 8 yr old cry twice?
kynecro: nah i won't go there
phrozt: Wipe the blood from your cock on her teddy bear

ilikestuff: what do you get when you stab a baby in the head?
ilikestuff: a hard on.

funkmastersquirrel loves his women like he loves his scotch....12 years old and mixed up with coke

dKreegz515: Whats the worst part about fucking a 6 year old....?
dKreegz515: getting the blood stains out of the clown suit

stanglover84lx: whats better than having sex with an 8 yr old
stanglover84lx: having sex witha 6 year old...

phrozt: how do you blend baby food???
phrozt: put him in feet first so you can watch his face when he screams

stanglover84lx: whats better than having sex witha 6 yr old?
stanglover84lx: having sex with a 4 yr old....
stanglover84lx: whats better than having sex with a 4 yr old?
stanglover84lx: NOTHIN!


funkmastersquirrel: Why are black folks like sperm?
funkmastersquirrel: Only one in a million actually work.

phrozt: whats red and shiney and sits in a corner???
phrozt: a baby with a dozen razor blades
phrozt: whats red, shiney and green and sits in a corver??
phrozt: same baby, 3 months later

dKreegz515: Whats the saddest part about a bus full of black guys crashing off of a cliff???
dKreegz515: there were 2 empty seats

kynecro: i have kids, only 99.9% of them never live to tell the tale

funkmastersquirrel: What do you call a black priest?
funkmastersquirrel: Holy shit

dKreegz515: Why are chimps always frowning?
dKreegz515: cuz they know in a million years they are gonna be niggers

funkmastersquirrel: Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
funkmastersquirrel: Because they come with birth certificates.

funkmastersquirrel: Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
funkmastersquirrel: Because no one will look for them.

dKreegz515: how many black people does it take to [blacktop] a driveway?
dKreegz515: ONE if you spread him out really thin

dKreegz515: Why does Alabama have niggers... and California have Earthquakes?
dKreegz515: Cuz California got first pick

dKreegz515: Why do women fake orgasms?
dKreegz515: Cuz they think men REALLY care

funkmastersquirrel: Did you hear about the woman who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
funkmastersquirrel: He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

dKreegz515: Why did the woman cross the road????
dKreegz515: i dunno... but why is she out of the kitchen?

dKreegz515: Why do brides wear white????
dKreegz515: cuz the dishwasher should match the fridge and oven

funkmastersquirrel: Why do black folks eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
funkmastersquirrel: So they don't bite their fingers.

dKreegz515: Whats the difference between a TV remote... and a womans G spot?
dKreegz515: Men will actually take time out of their day to look for the REMOTE